What Are You Thankful For? Weekly Horoscopes November 25-29 | Betches

Not only is it Thanksgiving week, but we’ve officially entered into Sagittarius season. This season is all about being open, trying new things, and going with the goddamn flow. Basically, eat whatever is presented to you at the Thanksgiving table, unless it’s one of those weird 1950s “salads” with jello in it. Some things are not worth the new experience. cryptocurrency business. Just be sure he doesn’t convince you to actually invest. He’s definitely using the money for weed. Gemini Ow-ow! You’re feeling sexy this week, Gemini, and what’s sexier than Thanksgiving? Okay, don’t answer that. But don’t give up hope! Whether it be swiping through dating apps in your hometown to find out who’s hot now, or hooking up …

What’s Fueling Our Collective Obsession With Selena Gomez? | Betches

that features a shirtless Carisi? I’ve only been aggressively tweeting this suggestion at him for the last six seasons. Or, like, will I die alone? Then, of course, there’s also why the hell is everyone so obsessed with Selena Gomez?   or to report on the more hard-hitting stuff in her life, like her Instagram comments, , despite the fact that she hasn’t released a new album since 2015 and she’s not afraid to go dark on social media every few months.  Wizards of Waverly PlaceI’mDisney+. So, how does So what is it that makes her so goddamn popular? Sweetest Betch You’ll Ever MeetSo, I want to break down Selena Gomez’s appeal one factor at a time. I think part of …

How To Make A Healthy Salad That Won’t Make You Sad | Betches

Kardashians eating a giant-ass salad, so I ate a giant-ass salad, and gained a fresh perspective. Long gone are the days of ordering simple, delicate, and boring af side salads so your date doesn’t *gasp* think you actually have a healthy appetite. Today, ordering a salad doesn’t mean you’ll have to disappoint your taste buds. I’ve tested it, and it is actually possible to have a salad that doesn’t drive you to tears. Say goodbye to your basic supermarket salad, and feast your eyes on the many ways to make your salad not basic. An essential step into making your meal appealing is to make it not look so sad. You eat with your eyes first, which gives a whole …

What It’s Actually Like To Swim With the Pigs In The Bahamas | Betches

Big Major Cay)), it’s a place like no other.   Grand Isle Resort and SpaTriple A Adventures,After visiting the infamous pigs, I learned that not everything on Pig Beach ends up on Instagram. And that pigs can’t fly, but they certainly can swim. This is what it’s actually like to swim with the pigs in Exuma. First, you find yourself in arguably the most beautiful water in the world. Water so clear you’d be a fool to put a filter on your photo. Then you add in a wild pig just roaming the water. The juxtaposition of the two makes you wonder if you’re witnessing real life, or if you died and went to heaven. Approaching the island, I found myself …

This Farting Gender Reveal Has Gone Viral, And I’m Officially Done | Betches

Another day, another white couple doing way too much when it comes to revealing the gender of their soon-to-be-born baby. I truly thought we had seen it all: forest fires—but apparently not! People are still thinking of idiotic ways to announce this social construct to their closest friends and family. I’ve got to say, if there’s one thing that makes me excited for Barstool reports that Paige “loaded up her asshole with baby powder” for this stunt, but provides no information on how they deduced that. Whatever, I’ll take their word for it. The less time I think about the process that went into the farting gender reveal, the better we all will be for it. An important thing to note …

Who Is Sabrina Parr? What We Know About Lamar Odom’s Fiance | Betches

Over the past decade, Lamar Odom has been through a lot. You know most of the story—the whirlwind second round of divorce papers. But things finally seem to be looking up for Lamar Odom. He tried his best on this season of  Introducing my new fiancé!! Soon to be Mrs. Parr-Odom. She the ONE!!!! @getuptoparr A post shared by Lamar Odom (@lamarodom) on Nov 11, 2019 at 6:13pm PST Okay, now for Sabrina’s post. Rather than a photo of her and Lamar, she went for a carousel that consists of a video of the ring, followed by two more photos of the ring. Did you see that she got a ring? She’s really happy that she got a ring. She …

Yikes, T.I. Checks To Make Sure His Daughter’s Hymen Is Still Intact | Betches

When you Ladies Like Us podcast, hosted by Nazanin Mandi and Nadia Moham, T.I. shared some stories about his parenting style with his 18-year-old daughter, Deyjah. When asked if he had given the “sex talk” to his daughter (of which Deyjah is the eldest), he said that not only has he had ~the talk~ with Deyjah, but he takes things a step further. He said, “Not only have we had the conversation. We have yearly trips to the gynecologist to check her hymen. Yes, I go with her.” WAAAAAAIT A SECOND. UH. SIR? Well I don't love that. https://t.co/7d18BGPZuq — The Betches Sup (@Betches_Sup) November 6, 2019 Seriously, when I first read this, I literally gasped. This is just icky and …

WTFunds: 5 Finance Myths That Are Totally False | Betches

Welcome to WTFunds, where we do what nobody else does and… actually talk about money. Ever scrolled through your Instagram feed, wondering how your friends are affording their lifestyles when they’re making the same amount of money as you and you can barely rub two dimes together? Read on, because we’ll be talking to real people to break down how much things cost, and how they’re paying for it. We’re Lauren and Kelda, millennial sisters (and avocado toast lovers) living in Seattle, WA. After entering the real world ourselves and watching so many peers come to view money as a subject to be feared and overwhelmed by, we felt compelled to make finance an approachable and exciting topic, not only …

What Causes Low Sex Drive And When Should You Worry About It? | Betches

Your sex drive, like the Kardashian-Jenners’ age. This can happen for various reasons. Some may be dealing with stress from work or relationships, others may feel porn would have us believe, most women are not existing in a perpetual state of horniness just waiting for the right pizza delivery guy to get them off with three thrusts (though the pizza part does sound nice). If you are experiencing a decrease in sexual desire, at what point is it an issue and what can you do about it if it is? Not to scare you, but if you’ve been experiencing a low sex drive, it could be a medical condition called Hypoactive sexual desire disorder (HSDD). HSDD is defined by the American Sexual …

Always Just Made Their Hygiene Products More Inclusive | Betches

pettier than ever, and Always, a major feminine hygiene company, actually stood up for inclusivity. Before I dive in and talk about pads and tampons for the next few hundred words, I would just like to remind everyone that feminism Ok, now let’s talk about Always, which recently announced their decision to remove the traditional symbol for women (a circle with a cross on top, or more commonly known as the Venus) from its packaging. At first, I didn’t really think too much of this, because when I’m frantically grabbing whatever tampon box is within my grasp, I’m not really paying attention to the details—or lack thereof—on the box. If you live under a rock, allow me to enlighten you …

Feeling Flirty For Fall: Weekend Horoscopes October 11-13 | Betches

This weekend, the planets are telling all of us, collectively, to take some much needed “us” time. That means ignoring your friends’ dating problems, your mom’s Rotary Club dilemmas, and your bestie’s sixteenth attempt at “really getting into hot yoga.” The stars want you to buy some plaid sh*t from J.Crew from the sanctity of your couch and with one hand firmly grasping a piece of pizza, a Taco Bell party box (for one, please), or whatever kind of piping hot junk food your heart desires. That, or they just have some f*cked up way of telling us to be open to whatever the universe has in store. Grool. Scorpio Like Kanye, you need the weekend to express your creative …

The Top Mistakes Women Make When It Comes To Their Sexual Health | Betches

Hello, female brethren. Is there a female word for brethren? Okay, I Googled it, and it’s sistren, which is super weird because I have never heard this word in my life, and even spell-check is telling me it’s wrong, but IT IS NOT. Also, spell-check does not flag brethren, so yeah, that means study performed by Zava, a leading online doctor that operates in the UK, France, Germany, Switzerland, and Austria, revealed what women are getting wrong about sexual health, and even though the survey did not poll American women, the findings are nonetheless kind of scary. But before we get into the scary sh*t, some good news: Zava found that millennials are the most in control of their sexual …

I Went To A Sex Camp And It Wasn’t At All What I Expected | Betches

generalized anxiety for her entire life, getting dropped off and being stuck in a muddy, bug-infested campground to “socialize” with tons of annoying, snotty kids I couldn’t care less about for six hours, five days a week was NOT my version of a perfect summer. All I wanted to do was choreograph terrible dance routines to N*SYNC and Spice Girls songs and host 25-cent lemonade stands with my two favorite neighbors back in the comfort of my home. So yeah, camping was never my thing. But when a First off, the type of sex camp I went to was NOT an orgy in the woods, contrary to what every f*ckboy believed who slid into my Instagram DMs with unfunny jokes. …

Steps To Getting Healthy Before Getting Pregnant | Betches

So, you’ve decided you want to start trying for kids. Mazel! Aside from getting off your birth control, there are a number of ways you should start preparing to get pregnant (and I don’t just mean coming to terms with the harsh realization that you can’t drink for the next nine months). There are obvious benefits to taking these steps. Getting healthy before getting pregnant can help you more easily conceive and may make it easier to lose the baby weight later, if that is something you’re concerned about. Taking a prenatal vitamin may already be on your radar, but did you know that 1. Cut Back On Fun Sh*t Okay, yeah, it kind of blows. But you won’t be …

Photoshop Fail Of The Week: When Even Supermodels Aren’t Thin Enough | Betches

You guys know Kendall Jenner, right? I mean, of course you do. She’s super famous, has been her entire life, and is one of the highest-paid supermodels in the world. Her face is everywhere. If there is one thing I know about Kendall, it’s that she’s very, very thin. She has to be, being a supermodel. She’s like, we don’t date he’s just my date 🖤 A post shared by Kendall (@kendalljenner) on Oct 1, 2019 at 7:04am PDT When Kendall posted this photo, I thought it was realistic. Yes, those body portions are insane. It looks unnaturally thin. But isn’t Kendall the definition of unnaturally thin? If we were all that tall and thin, we’d all be supermodels. She …

It’s Not Winter Yet: Weekend Horoscopes Sept. 27-29 | Betches

BYE VIRGO SEASON! Here come the Libras to keep everything fair and balanced…just like FOX News! Even though it’s still like, definitely summer outside, the arrival of October next week has us feeling extra spooky and embracing sweaters. Who cares if I’m sweating through it? Let me live my best life, k? Speaking of, everyone is thriving this weekend so long as we avoid fights over fridge leftovers, watching the news, and fast food. Thanks, planets, for helping me map out my agenda. Check out your weekend horoscopes below. Scorpio It’s a great weekend to get in touch with your spiritual side, Scorpio. That may seem weird, but really it just means you should sign up for meditation. Pay a lot …